Chiggy Wiggy - Bollywood Hindi Song Lyrics
Movie: Blue (2009)
Music Director: A R Rahman
Director: Anthony D’Souza
Lyricist: Abbas Tyrewala, Mayur Puri, Rajat Arora, Sukhwinder Singh
Starring: Akshay Kumar, Sanjay Dutt, Katrina Kaif, Lara Dutta, Rahul Dev, Zayed Khan
Song Title: Chiggy Wiggy
Release Date: October 16, 2009
Chiggy Wiggy Lyrics
As every man who ever sees me wants to hold my hand
And be the one who gets me to say Oh I Do
They swear eternal undying devotion, yes they swear
That they will love me forever, love me true
But i don’t need a shining star
And i don’t wanna be rescued
No neither frog nor charming prince
Nor my summers barbequed
[I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you fella
Just chiggy-wiggy with you baby ]2
Free-eeeee your mind
Free is the way to live it up
Free-eeeee to go
Free if i dont wanna give it up
Free-eeeee to groove
The dance floor’s where i wanna be
Free-eeeee to move
White picket fences frighten me
[I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you fella
Just chiggy-wiggy with you baby ]2
Aaa… dont want a talker
Aaaa… dont need repartee
Aaaa.. dont need a future
I just like to… party
Aaa… forget tomorrow
Aaa… my feet tapping
Aaa.. dont you get it
Why won’t you let it happen
Say you’ll never go
Never ever go
Down upon on your knees
Say you’ll never say
Never ever say
Baby marry me pleeeaasseee
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you ah ah aaa
Just chiggy-wiggy with you baby
Heeyyyy…
Goreee….
Babyyy…
Yehh….
Khatoon ki khidmat mein khiladi ki hai khwaish
Qaatil yeh adaayein qaatilana yeh numayish
Kar le chiggy wiggy mere sang soniye
Kar chiggy wiggy mere sang jaaniye
Kar chiggy wiggy sang sang heeriye
Chiggy wiggy Chiggy wiggy
Chiggy wiggy chigi chig
Oyiieee…
Chiggy wiggy mere sang soniye
Kar chiggy wiggy mere sang jaaniye
Kar chiggy wiggy sang sang heeriye
Chiggy wiggy Chiggy wiggy
Chiggy wiggy chigi chig
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy
Tera husn hai rehmat ya ghazab
Tere ishq ibaadat ya khata
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you fella
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you
Tera husn hai rehmat ya ghazab
Tere ishq ibaadat ya khata
Tu kahe to tere sang sang zindagi
Ya guzaroon aaj ki raat raat
Tu kahe toh din
Tu keh de to shaam
Tu jo kahe woh sach
Jo tu kahe wohi mera naam naam
Kar chiggy wiggy mere sang soniye
Kar chiggy wiggy mere sang jaaniye
Kar chiggy wiggy sang sang heeriye
Chiggy wiggy Chiggy wiggy
Chiggy wiggy chigi chig
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy
I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy
Ho ho.. Chiggy wiggy ho thoda chiggy wiggy
Oh sun haal dil ka
Oh aaja chiggy wiggy oh kar chiggy wiggy
Oh kyun soche kal ka
(I wanna chiggy wiggy with)
Oh aaja chiggy wiggy
(I wanna chiggy wiggy with)
Oh thoda chiggy wiggy sun haal dil ka
Oh aaja chiggy wiggy
Oh come on chiggy wiggy
Oh kyun soche kal ki baat baat
rishta to toot gaya
Galati meri thi ya uski,
kya fark padta hai..
rishta to toot gaya,
Usey dard na ho to haath dheere se pakda tha,
Ek hawa ke jhoke se chut gaya,
kal tak uski har baat se khushi milti thi,
Aaj uski berukhi ka har ek shabd meri duniya loot gaya,
Itni mushkil se paya tha ussey,
kareeb laye hum,juda karne ko,
saara jahan jut gaya,
Dil ko manaya bahot ki bhul ja ussey,
na mana ab ye toota dil bhi mujhse,
ruth gaya...............
kya fark padta hai..
rishta to toot gaya,
Usey dard na ho to haath dheere se pakda tha,
Ek hawa ke jhoke se chut gaya,
kal tak uski har baat se khushi milti thi,
Aaj uski berukhi ka har ek shabd meri duniya loot gaya,
Itni mushkil se paya tha ussey,
kareeb laye hum,juda karne ko,
saara jahan jut gaya,
Dil ko manaya bahot ki bhul ja ussey,
na mana ab ye toota dil bhi mujhse,
ruth gaya...............
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Keep your Site Fresh
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Test, Test, Test
It is easy to design a Web Site that works and looks great on your computer. The trick is to make it look good on a computer that may be configured in some strange ancient (3 years old or more) manner that you have never experienced. Ask friends, relatives, acquaintances, and anyone else to check it out. Post a Webmaster feedback email to have visitors tell you about bad links and design problems.
Don'ts:
Avoid using Frames
If you have a good reason to use Frames then do so. If not, avoid them. Frames are less likely to be indexed by the search engines, they will increase your download time, and will cramp the viewer's screen.
Avoid Audio
Again, if you have a good reason to use audio then do so. If not then avoid it. If audio really were a great way to make your web site look cool, then everyone and their uncle would be using it. Audio Wave files are very large while Midi files will sound like alley cats in a fight on some systems. If you do decide to use audio then use both the BGSOUND tag and the Embed tag to ensure it will work in both IE and NN browsers.
Avoid Video
Not everyone has a cable modem or T1 line. Even the very best compacted streaming video will demand a major undertaking for your visitors. If it is appropriate for your web site be sure that it is optional, the file size is clearly stated, and any special plugins or other requirements are clearly identified.
Don't Spam
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NOTE:
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Designing a Web Page is an art. Any suggestions on how to design a great looking web page can consequently only be a subjective opinion. For those of you that are relatively new to web page design, there are some guides that you can follow to help make your web pages work better. If you follow these tips, your web page may still be as ugly as sin, but at least it will be efficient, well-designed sin. .
Do's:
Use Meta Tags
If you want your web site to be properly listed with the search engines (why wouldn't you?), then you must make full and proper use of the Meta Tags. These include using a page Title, Meta Description and Meta Keywords. You should also try to include similar text and keywords in the Body of your web page if appropriate.
Simply State the Purpose of your Web Site
There have been quite a few web sites that I have left without ever fully understanding their mission. It may be obvious to you but don't assume that your first time visitor will know. Although your design may constrain how you do this, the simplest solution often is just to write it. If it matches your Meta Description it will also help with your Search Engine ranking.
Use a Simple Intuitive Navigation Scheme
There is nothing more frustrating than a web site with a poor navigation scheme. This is not the place to let your creative juices run wild. Keep it simple and think in terms of a first time visitor that is not familiar with your Web Site.
Use Multiple Browsers
What looks great in Internet Explorer could be a mess in Firefox Navigator. It is a mistake to assume that all browsers are created equal. Install both browsers on your machine and test your web pages with both, especially Firefox, which is currently the fussier about bad code.
Test at Multiple Resolutions and Font Settings
It's easy to make a great looking Web Page at 1280x1024 and 16.8 million colors. You should see what a mess you have at 640x480 and 256 colors. You need to test at multiple resolutions if you want your web site to look good to all your visitors. Also be sure to test with both Large Fonts and Small Fonts selected from the Control Panel in Windows. It could significantly alter the layout of your page.
Use GIFs and JPEGs appropriately
GIFs work best with computer-generated images or images with large blocks of solid colors. JPEGs are better for real-life images and photographs. BMPs should not be used unless you have a good reason. They are just too large. In all cases, keep your images as small as is appropriate for your design.
Get a Domain Name
A free site or a site included with your Dial-Up Service Provider is fine for casual users. If you are serious about having an on-line business then you must have a commercial domain. These are ".com" names, or ".co" or ".uk" or whatever country code applies in other countries. Commercial sites will be more easily indexed by the search engines and will increase your credibility.
Use a Good Host for your Web Site
There are many professional hosting companies around. For $20 to $30 per month you should not have any trouble finding one that will provide a minimum of 60meg disk space, several GIG transfer allowance, CGI support, visitor logs, stats, plus a host of other professional services.
Keep your Site Fresh
There is no such thing as a finished web site. It is a work in progress. You are bound to find things to improve upon and correct. You must also include new content and even occasionally change the look and feel in order to avoid that same old stale look that is a sign of a forgotten and neglected web site.
Test, Test, Test
It is easy to design a Web Site that works and looks great on your computer. The trick is to make it look good on a computer that may be configured in some strange ancient (3 years old or more) manner that you have never experienced. Ask friends, relatives, acquaintances, and anyone else to check it out. Post a Webmaster feedback email to have visitors tell you about bad links and design problems.
Don'ts:
Avoid using Frames
If you have a good reason to use Frames then do so. If not, avoid them. Frames are less likely to be indexed by the search engines, they will increase your download time, and will cramp the viewer's screen.
Avoid Audio
Again, if you have a good reason to use audio then do so. If not then avoid it. If audio really were a great way to make your web site look cool, then everyone and their uncle would be using it. Audio Wave files are very large while Midi files will sound like alley cats in a fight on some systems. If you do decide to use audio then use both the BGSOUND tag and the Embed tag to ensure it will work in both IE and NN browsers.
Avoid Video
Not everyone has a cable modem or T1 line. Even the very best compacted streaming video will demand a major undertaking for your visitors. If it is appropriate for your web site be sure that it is optional, the file size is clearly stated, and any special plugins or other requirements are clearly identified.
Don't Spam
We all know when we get it but it is a lot harder to identify when we send it. Windows that open automatically, Meta Refresh tags with 0 time, Meta Tags that include competitor's product names, may all be potential forms of Spam.
NOTE:
This is not an all-inclusive list. Not every web site or audience is created the same. What is great for one may be a major problem for another. Know your web site and know your audience and be willing to make changes as needed. That is what makes a dynamic web site. Adapted from WebSiteNotes 100mitra web diesign
Dosti khiltay phoolon ki khushboo mai hai
Dosti dhalte suraj ki kirno me hai
Dosti har naye din ki umeed hai
Dosti khwab hai,dosti jeet hai
Dosti pyar hai,dosti geet hai
Dosti do jahano ka sangeet hai
Dosti har khushi,dosti zindagi
Dosti roshni hai, dosti bandagi hai
Dosti sang chalti hawaon me hai
Dosti in barasty ghataon me hai
Dosti doston ki wafaon me hai
Dosti dhalte suraj ki kirno me hai
Dosti har naye din ki umeed hai
Dosti khwab hai,dosti jeet hai
Dosti pyar hai,dosti geet hai
Dosti do jahano ka sangeet hai
Dosti har khushi,dosti zindagi
Dosti roshni hai, dosti bandagi hai
Dosti sang chalti hawaon me hai
Dosti in barasty ghataon me hai
Dosti doston ki wafaon me hai
जलेबी kaka hathrasi
आए जब इंगलैंड से
भारत - विलियम डंग,
खा कर गरम जलेबियाँ
डंग रह गए दंग,
बोले, "इसे कैसे बनाता,
ताज्जुब है रस भीतर
कैसे घुस जाता"?,
बैरा बोला, "साहब,
इसे आरटिस्ट बनाते,
बन जाती तो,
इंजेक्शन से रस पहुँचाते।
भारत - विलियम डंग,
खा कर गरम जलेबियाँ
डंग रह गए दंग,
बोले, "इसे कैसे बनाता,
ताज्जुब है रस भीतर
कैसे घुस जाता"?,
बैरा बोला, "साहब,
इसे आरटिस्ट बनाते,
बन जाती तो,
इंजेक्शन से रस पहुँचाते।
kaka hathrasi
ल्यूना-पन्द्रह' उड़ गया, चन्द्र लोक की ओर
पहुँच गया लौटा नहीं मचा विश्व में शोर
मचा विश्व में शोर, सुन्दरी चीनी बाला
रहे चँद्रमा पर लेकर खरगोश निराला
उस गुड़िया की चटक-मटक पर भटक गया है
अथवा 'बुढ़िया के चरखे' में अटक गया है
कहँ काका कवि, गया चाँद पर लेने मिट्टी
मिशन फैल हो गया हो गयी गायब सिट्टी
पहुँच गए जब चाँद पर, एल्ड्रिन, आर्मस्ट्रोंग
शायर- कवियों की हुई काव्य कल्पना 'रोंग'
काव्य कल्पना 'रोंग', सुधाकर हमने जाने
कंकड़-पत्थर मिले, दूर के ढोल सुहाने
कहँ काका कविराय, खबर यह जिस दिन आई
सभी चन्द्रमुखियों पर घोर निरशा छाई
पार्वती कहने लगीं, सुनिए भोलेनाथ !
अब अच्छा लगता नहीं 'चन्द्र' आपके माथ
'चन्द्र' आपके माथ, दया हमको आती है
बुद्धि आपकी तभी 'ठस्स' होती जाती है
धन्य अपोलो ! तुमने पोल खोल कर रख दी
काकीजी ने 'करवाचौथ' कैंसिल कर दी
सुघड़ सुरीली सुन्दरी दिल पर मारे चोट
चमक चाँद से भी अधिक कर दे लोटम पोट
कर दे लोटम पोट, इसी से दिल बहलाएँ
चंदा जैसी चमकें, चन्द्रमुखी कहलाएँ
मेकप करते-करते आगे बढ़ जाती है
अधिक प्रशंसा करो चाँद पर चढ़ जाती है
प्रथम बार जब चाँद पर पहुँचे दो इंसान
कंकड़ पत्थर देखकर लौट आए श्रीमान
लौट आए श्रीमान, खबर यह जिस दिन आई
सभी चन्द्रमुखियों पर घोर निरशा छाई
पोल खुली चन्दा की, परिचित हुआ ज़माना
कोई नहीं चाहती अब चन्द्रमुखी कहलाना
वित्तमंत्री से मिले, काका कवि अनजान
प्रश्न किया क्या चाँद पर रहते हैं इंसान
रहते हैं इंसान, मारकर एक ठहाका
कहने लगे कि तुम बिलकुल बुद्धू हो काका
अगर वहाँ मानव रहते, हम चुप रह जाते
अब तक सौ दो सौ करोड़ कर्जा ले आत
पहुँच गया लौटा नहीं मचा विश्व में शोर
मचा विश्व में शोर, सुन्दरी चीनी बाला
रहे चँद्रमा पर लेकर खरगोश निराला
उस गुड़िया की चटक-मटक पर भटक गया है
अथवा 'बुढ़िया के चरखे' में अटक गया है
कहँ काका कवि, गया चाँद पर लेने मिट्टी
मिशन फैल हो गया हो गयी गायब सिट्टी
पहुँच गए जब चाँद पर, एल्ड्रिन, आर्मस्ट्रोंग
शायर- कवियों की हुई काव्य कल्पना 'रोंग'
काव्य कल्पना 'रोंग', सुधाकर हमने जाने
कंकड़-पत्थर मिले, दूर के ढोल सुहाने
कहँ काका कविराय, खबर यह जिस दिन आई
सभी चन्द्रमुखियों पर घोर निरशा छाई
पार्वती कहने लगीं, सुनिए भोलेनाथ !
अब अच्छा लगता नहीं 'चन्द्र' आपके माथ
'चन्द्र' आपके माथ, दया हमको आती है
बुद्धि आपकी तभी 'ठस्स' होती जाती है
धन्य अपोलो ! तुमने पोल खोल कर रख दी
काकीजी ने 'करवाचौथ' कैंसिल कर दी
सुघड़ सुरीली सुन्दरी दिल पर मारे चोट
चमक चाँद से भी अधिक कर दे लोटम पोट
कर दे लोटम पोट, इसी से दिल बहलाएँ
चंदा जैसी चमकें, चन्द्रमुखी कहलाएँ
मेकप करते-करते आगे बढ़ जाती है
अधिक प्रशंसा करो चाँद पर चढ़ जाती है
प्रथम बार जब चाँद पर पहुँचे दो इंसान
कंकड़ पत्थर देखकर लौट आए श्रीमान
लौट आए श्रीमान, खबर यह जिस दिन आई
सभी चन्द्रमुखियों पर घोर निरशा छाई
पोल खुली चन्दा की, परिचित हुआ ज़माना
कोई नहीं चाहती अब चन्द्रमुखी कहलाना
वित्तमंत्री से मिले, काका कवि अनजान
प्रश्न किया क्या चाँद पर रहते हैं इंसान
रहते हैं इंसान, मारकर एक ठहाका
कहने लगे कि तुम बिलकुल बुद्धू हो काका
अगर वहाँ मानव रहते, हम चुप रह जाते
अब तक सौ दो सौ करोड़ कर्जा ले आत
हास्याष्टक
‘काका’ से कहने लगे, शिवानंद आचार्य
रोना-धोना पाप है, हास्य पुण्य का कार्य हास्य पुण्य का कार्य, उदासी दूर भगाओ रोग-शोक हों दूर, हास्यरस पियो-पिलाओ क्षणभंगुर मानव जीवन, मस्ती से काटो मनहूसों से बचो, हास्य का हलवा चाटो आमंत्रित हैं, सब बूढ़े-बच्चे, नर-नारी ‘काका की चौपाल’ प्रतीक्षा करे तुम्हारी
लूटनीति मंथन करी _(काका दोहावली)
लूटनीति मंथन करी _ काका हाथरसी
(काका दोहावली)
मेरी भाव बाधा हरो
पूज्य बिहारीलाल
दोहा बनकर सामने, दर्शन दो तत्काल।
अँग्रेजी से प्यार है,
हिंदी से परहेज,
ऊपर से हैं इंडियन, भीतर से अँगरेज।
अँखियाँ मादक रस-भरी
गज़ब गुलाबी होंठ,
ऐसी तिय अति प्रिय लगे, ज्यों दावत में सोंठ।
अंतरपट में खोजिए,
छिपा हुआ है खोट,
मिल जाएगी आपको, बिल्कुल सत्य रिपोट।
अंदर काला हृदय है,
ऊपर गोरा मुक्ख,
ऐसे लोगों को मिले, परनिंदा में सुक्ख।
अंधकार में फेंक दी,
इच्छा तोड़-मरोड़
निष्कामी काका बने, कामकाज को छोड़।
अंध धर्म विश्वास में,
फँस जाता इंसान,
निर्दोषों को मारकर, बन जाता हैवान।
अंधा प्रेमी अक्ल से,
काम नहीं कुछ लेय,
प्रेम-नशे में गधी भी, परी दिखाई देय।
अक्लमंद से कह रहे,
मिस्टर मूर्खानंद,
देश-धर्म में क्या धरा, पैसे में आनंद।
अगर चुनावी वायदे,
पूर्ण करे सरकार,
इंतज़ार के मज़े सब, हो जाएँ बेकार।
अगर फूल के साथ में,
लगे न होते शूल,
बिना बात ही छेड़ते, उनको नामाकूल।
अगर मिले दुर्भाग्य से,
भौंदू पति बेमेल,
पत्नी का कर्त्तव्य है, डाले नाक नकेल।
अगर ले लिया कर्ज कुछ,
क्या है इसमें हर्ज़,
यदि पहचानोगे उसे, माँगे पिछला क़र्ज़।
अग्नि निकलती रगड़ से,
जानत हैं सब कोय,
दिल टकराए, इश्क की बिजली पैदा होय।
अच्छी लगती दूर से
मटकाती जब नैन,
बाँहों में आ जाए तब बोले कड़वे बैन।
अजगर करे न चाकरी,
पंछी करे न काम,
चाचा मेरे कह गए, कर बेटा आराम।
अजगर करे न चाकरी
पंछी करे न काम,
भाग्यवाद का स्वाद ले, धंधा काम हराम।
अति की बुरी कुरूपता, अति का भला न रूप,
अति का भला न बरसना अति भली न धूप।
अति की भली न दुश्मनी,
अति का भला न प्यार
तू तू मैं मैं जब हुई प्यार हुआ बेकार।
अति की भली न बेरुखी,
अति का भला न प्यार
अति की भली न मिठाई, अति का भला न खार।
अति की वर्षा भी बुरी,
अति की भली न धूप,
अति की बुरी कूरुपता, अति का भला न रूप।
अधिक समय तक चल
नहीं, सकता वह व्यापार,
जिसमें साझीदार हों, लल्लू-पंजू यार।
अधिकारी के आप तब,
बन सकते प्रिय पात्र
काम छोड़ नित नियम से, पढ़िए, चमचा-शास्त्र।
अपना स्वारथ साधकर,
जनता को दे कष्ट,
भ्रष्ट आचरण करे जो वह नेता हो भ्रष्ट।
अपनी आँख तरेर कर,
जब बेलन दिखलाय,
अंडा-डंडा गिर पड़ें, घर ठंडा हो जाय।
अपनी गलती नहिं दिखे,
समझे खुद को ठीक,
मोटे-मोटे झूठ को, पीस रहा बारीक।
अपनी ही करता रहे,
सुने न दूजे तर्क
सभी तर्क हों व्यर्थ जब, मूरख करे कुतर्क
पूज्य बिहारीलाल
दोहा बनकर सामने, दर्शन दो तत्काल।
अँग्रेजी से प्यार है,
हिंदी से परहेज,
ऊपर से हैं इंडियन, भीतर से अँगरेज।
अँखियाँ मादक रस-भरी
गज़ब गुलाबी होंठ,
ऐसी तिय अति प्रिय लगे, ज्यों दावत में सोंठ।
अंतरपट में खोजिए,
छिपा हुआ है खोट,
मिल जाएगी आपको, बिल्कुल सत्य रिपोट।
अंदर काला हृदय है,
ऊपर गोरा मुक्ख,
ऐसे लोगों को मिले, परनिंदा में सुक्ख।
अंधकार में फेंक दी,
इच्छा तोड़-मरोड़
निष्कामी काका बने, कामकाज को छोड़।
अंध धर्म विश्वास में,
फँस जाता इंसान,
निर्दोषों को मारकर, बन जाता हैवान।
अंधा प्रेमी अक्ल से,
काम नहीं कुछ लेय,
प्रेम-नशे में गधी भी, परी दिखाई देय।
अक्लमंद से कह रहे,
मिस्टर मूर्खानंद,
देश-धर्म में क्या धरा, पैसे में आनंद।
अगर चुनावी वायदे,
पूर्ण करे सरकार,
इंतज़ार के मज़े सब, हो जाएँ बेकार।
अगर फूल के साथ में,
लगे न होते शूल,
बिना बात ही छेड़ते, उनको नामाकूल।
अगर मिले दुर्भाग्य से,
भौंदू पति बेमेल,
पत्नी का कर्त्तव्य है, डाले नाक नकेल।
अगर ले लिया कर्ज कुछ,
क्या है इसमें हर्ज़,
यदि पहचानोगे उसे, माँगे पिछला क़र्ज़।
अग्नि निकलती रगड़ से,
जानत हैं सब कोय,
दिल टकराए, इश्क की बिजली पैदा होय।
अच्छी लगती दूर से
मटकाती जब नैन,
बाँहों में आ जाए तब बोले कड़वे बैन।
अजगर करे न चाकरी,
पंछी करे न काम,
चाचा मेरे कह गए, कर बेटा आराम।
अजगर करे न चाकरी
पंछी करे न काम,
भाग्यवाद का स्वाद ले, धंधा काम हराम।
अति की बुरी कुरूपता, अति का भला न रूप,
अति का भला न बरसना अति भली न धूप।
अति की भली न दुश्मनी,
अति का भला न प्यार
तू तू मैं मैं जब हुई प्यार हुआ बेकार।
अति की भली न बेरुखी,
अति का भला न प्यार
अति की भली न मिठाई, अति का भला न खार।
अति की वर्षा भी बुरी,
अति की भली न धूप,
अति की बुरी कूरुपता, अति का भला न रूप।
अधिक समय तक चल
नहीं, सकता वह व्यापार,
जिसमें साझीदार हों, लल्लू-पंजू यार।
अधिकारी के आप तब,
बन सकते प्रिय पात्र
काम छोड़ नित नियम से, पढ़िए, चमचा-शास्त्र।
अपना स्वारथ साधकर,
जनता को दे कष्ट,
भ्रष्ट आचरण करे जो वह नेता हो भ्रष्ट।
अपनी आँख तरेर कर,
जब बेलन दिखलाय,
अंडा-डंडा गिर पड़ें, घर ठंडा हो जाय।
अपनी गलती नहिं दिखे,
समझे खुद को ठीक,
मोटे-मोटे झूठ को, पीस रहा बारीक।
अपनी ही करता रहे,
सुने न दूजे तर्क
सभी तर्क हों व्यर्थ जब, मूरख करे कुतर्क
डर था उसका
डर था उसका
लुट जाने का डर था उसका
आबादी में घर था उसका
उस बस्ती में जीना कैसा
मरना भी दूभर था उसका
दिल की बातें खाक समझता
दिल भी तो पत्थर था उसका
उड़ने में ही था जो बाधक
अपना घायल पर था उसका
रहता था वो डरा-डरा सा
कहने को तो घर था उसका
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !
Earth Hour
Earth Hour is a global movement by World Wildlife Fund to raise awareness about global warming and climate change. People from 900 cities in 80 countries, including many Indian cities, will be switching off their lights for one hour on March 28, 2009 at 8.30 pm.
You too can join this global movement and Vote Earth, by just switching off your inessential lights and appliances for one hour.
Earth Hour is a call to action for every individual, and every community - a call to stand up and take control of the future of our planet. Make your actions count!
http://www.earthhour.in/
You too can join this global movement and Vote Earth, by just switching off your inessential lights and appliances for one hour.
Earth Hour is a call to action for every individual, and every community - a call to stand up and take control of the future of our planet. Make your actions count!
http://www.earthhour.in/
What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student, "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor, "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student, "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for the exam."
Professor, "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an 'A', as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers, "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A', although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical
Student, "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor, "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student, "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for the exam."
Professor, "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an 'A', as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers, "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A', although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical
chutkia
चुनाव-चातुर्यसीट प्राप्त हो जाए तो मिटे सकल संतापअक्कल दिन-दूनी बढ़े, छिपें पुराने पापछिपे पुराने पाप, बनाते रहिए भत्ताआज लखनऊ, कल दिल्ली, परसों कलकत्ताकहं ‘काका’, यह कला सीख बन जाओ नेतानेता को भगवान फाड़कर छप्पड़ देता।
BF - Best friend
CF - Close friend
DF - Dear friend
EF - Ever friend
FF - Familiar friend
GF - girl friend
HF - Helping friend
IF - Innocent friend
JF - Jovial friend
KF - Kind friend
LF - Lovely friend
MF - Merry friend
NF - Naught friend
OF - Only friend
PF - Personal friend
QF - Quiet friend
RF - Rare friend
SF - Special friend
TF - Thick friend
UF - Understanding friend
VF - Valuable friend
WF - Wonderful friend
XF - Xcellent friend
YF - Youth friend
ZF - Zeal friend
CF - Close friend
DF - Dear friend
EF - Ever friend
FF - Familiar friend
GF - girl friend
HF - Helping friend
IF - Innocent friend
JF - Jovial friend
KF - Kind friend
LF - Lovely friend
MF - Merry friend
NF - Naught friend
OF - Only friend
PF - Personal friend
QF - Quiet friend
RF - Rare friend
SF - Special friend
TF - Thick friend
UF - Understanding friend
VF - Valuable friend
WF - Wonderful friend
XF - Xcellent friend
YF - Youth friend
ZF - Zeal friend
Friendship is a Rainbow between,
Two hearts, sharing seven feelings:
1....Love
2....Happiness
3....Truth
4....Faith
5....Secret
6....Trust &
7....Sadness
Hope d Rainbow of our friendship 4ever
THANX FOR BECOME MY FRIEND
--oo@@@@@----------------@@@@@@!
-o@@@@!!!!!;;;@-------@...................::;!@
“@@@!!!!!!!;;;;;;;;@---@.................:;;;;;;!@
@@@!!!!!!!;;;;;;:::.@@..................:;;;;;;;;;!@
@@!!!!!!!!!;;:::::.............................;;;;;;;;;;!@
@@@!!!!!;::::.......The better............;;;;;;;;!@
-@@!!!!;;:::::...friends is the ...............;;:;!@
--@@!!:;;:::::::: best thing......................;;!@
----@!!!!;:::..''THAT GOD CREATED".......@
------!!!!!;:::::::::................................@
--------!!!;:::::::::::........................@Therefore
-----------!!!;;:::::::::.................@I Valorize
-------------:::::::::::.............@The ones that I have
----------------::::::::......@ This include
--------------------:::::.@ YOU MY FRIEND
Two hearts, sharing seven feelings:
1....Love
2....Happiness
3....Truth
4....Faith
5....Secret
6....Trust &
7....Sadness
Hope d Rainbow of our friendship 4ever
THANX FOR BECOME MY FRIEND
--oo@@@@@----------------@@@@@@!
-o@@@@!!!!!;;;@-------@...................::;!@
“@@@!!!!!!!;;;;;;;;@---@.................:;;;;;;!@
@@@!!!!!!!;;;;;;:::.@@..................:;;;;;;;;;!@
@@!!!!!!!!!;;:::::.............................;;;;;;;;;;!@
@@@!!!!!;::::.......The better............;;;;;;;;!@
-@@!!!!;;:::::...friends is the ...............;;:;!@
--@@!!:;;:::::::: best thing......................;;!@
----@!!!!;:::..''THAT GOD CREATED".......@
------!!!!!;:::::::::................................@
--------!!!;:::::::::::........................@Therefore
-----------!!!;;:::::::::.................@I Valorize
-------------:::::::::::.............@The ones that I have
----------------::::::::......@ This include
--------------------:::::.@ YOU MY FRIEND
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है,
ना बहन, ना यहा कोई भाई है.
हर लडकी का है Boy Friend, हर लडके ने Girl Friend पायी है,
चंद दिनो के है ये रिश्ते, फिर वही रुसवायी है.
घर जाना Home Sickness कहलाता है,
पर Girl Friend से मिलने को टाईम रोज मिल जाता है.
दो दिन से नही पुछा मां की तबीयत का हाल,
Girl Friend से पल-पल की खबर पायी है,
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है…..
कभी खुली हवा मे घुमते थे,
अब AC की आदत लगायी है.
धुप हमसे सहन नही होती,
हर कोई देता यही दुहाई है.
मेहनत के काम हम करते नही,
इसीलिये Gym जाने की नौबत आयी है.
McDonalds, PizaaHut जाने लगे,
दाल-रोटी तो मुश्कील से खायी है.
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है…..
Work Relation हमने बडाये,
पर दोस्तो की संख्या घटायी है.
Professional ने की है तरक्की,
Social ने मुंह की खायी है.
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है
ना बहन, ना यहा कोई भाई है.
हर लडकी का है Boy Friend, हर लडके ने Girl Friend पायी है,
चंद दिनो के है ये रिश्ते, फिर वही रुसवायी है.
घर जाना Home Sickness कहलाता है,
पर Girl Friend से मिलने को टाईम रोज मिल जाता है.
दो दिन से नही पुछा मां की तबीयत का हाल,
Girl Friend से पल-पल की खबर पायी है,
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है…..
कभी खुली हवा मे घुमते थे,
अब AC की आदत लगायी है.
धुप हमसे सहन नही होती,
हर कोई देता यही दुहाई है.
मेहनत के काम हम करते नही,
इसीलिये Gym जाने की नौबत आयी है.
McDonalds, PizaaHut जाने लगे,
दाल-रोटी तो मुश्कील से खायी है.
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है…..
Work Relation हमने बडाये,
पर दोस्तो की संख्या घटायी है.
Professional ने की है तरक्की,
Social ने मुंह की खायी है.
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है
Don't Abandon your Dream
There were once 2 brothers who lived on the 80th level. On coming home one day, they realized to their dismay that the lifts were not working and that they have to climb the stairs home.
After struggling to the 20th level, panting and tired, they decided to abandon their bags and come back for them the next day. They left their bags then and climbed on. When they have struggled to the 40th level, the younger brother started to grumble and both of them began to quarrel. They continued to climb the flights of steps, quarreling all the way to the 60th floor.
They then realized that they have only 20 levels more to climb and decided to stop quarreling and continue climbing in peace. They silently climbed on and reached their home at long last. Each stood calmly before the door and waited for the other to open the door.
And they realized that the key was in their bags which was left on the 20th floor
This story is reflecting on our life...many of us live under the expectations of our parents, teachers and friends when young. We seldom get to do the things that we really like and love and are under so much pressure and stress so that by the age of 20, we get tired and decided to dump this load.
Being free of the stress and pressure, we work enthusiastically and dream ambitious wishes.
But by the time we reach 40 years old, we start to lose our vision and dreams. We began to feel unsatisfied and start to complain and criticize. We live life as a misery as we are never satisfied. Reaching 60, we realize that we have little left for complaining anymore, and we began to walk the final episode in peace and calmness.
We think that there is nothing left to disappoint us, only to realize that we could not rest in peace because we have an unfulfilled dream ...... a dream we abandoned 60 years ago.
So what is your dream
Follow your dreams, so that you will not live with regrets.
After struggling to the 20th level, panting and tired, they decided to abandon their bags and come back for them the next day. They left their bags then and climbed on. When they have struggled to the 40th level, the younger brother started to grumble and both of them began to quarrel. They continued to climb the flights of steps, quarreling all the way to the 60th floor.
They then realized that they have only 20 levels more to climb and decided to stop quarreling and continue climbing in peace. They silently climbed on and reached their home at long last. Each stood calmly before the door and waited for the other to open the door.
And they realized that the key was in their bags which was left on the 20th floor
This story is reflecting on our life...many of us live under the expectations of our parents, teachers and friends when young. We seldom get to do the things that we really like and love and are under so much pressure and stress so that by the age of 20, we get tired and decided to dump this load.
Being free of the stress and pressure, we work enthusiastically and dream ambitious wishes.
But by the time we reach 40 years old, we start to lose our vision and dreams. We began to feel unsatisfied and start to complain and criticize. We live life as a misery as we are never satisfied. Reaching 60, we realize that we have little left for complaining anymore, and we began to walk the final episode in peace and calmness.
We think that there is nothing left to disappoint us, only to realize that we could not rest in peace because we have an unfulfilled dream ...... a dream we abandoned 60 years ago.
So what is your dream
Follow your dreams, so that you will not live with regrets.
रंजिश ही सही दिल ही दुखाने के लिये आ
आ फिर से मुझे छोड़ के जाने के लिये आ
जैसे तुम्हें आते हैं न आने के बहाने
ऐसे ही किसी रोज न जाने के लिये आ
माना के मुहब्बत का छुपाना है मुहब्बत
चुपके से किसी रोज जताने के लिये आ
पहले से मरासिम न सही फिर भी कभी तो
रस्म-ओ-रहे दुनिया ही निभाने के लिये आ
किस-किस को बतायेंगे जुदाई का सबब हम
तू मुझ से ख़फ़ा है तो ज़माने के लिये आ
कुछ तो मेरे पिन्दार-ए-मुहब्बत का भरम रख
तू भी तो कभी मुझ को मनाने के लिये आ
एक उम्र से हूँ लज़्ज़त-ए-गिरिया से भी महरूम
ऐ राहत-ए-जाँ मुझ को रुलाने के लिये आ
अब तक दिल-ए-ख़ुशफ़हम को तुझ से हैं उम्मीदें
ये आख़िरी शम्में भी बुझाने के लिये आ
आ फिर से मुझे छोड़ के जाने के लिये आ
जैसे तुम्हें आते हैं न आने के बहाने
ऐसे ही किसी रोज न जाने के लिये आ
माना के मुहब्बत का छुपाना है मुहब्बत
चुपके से किसी रोज जताने के लिये आ
पहले से मरासिम न सही फिर भी कभी तो
रस्म-ओ-रहे दुनिया ही निभाने के लिये आ
किस-किस को बतायेंगे जुदाई का सबब हम
तू मुझ से ख़फ़ा है तो ज़माने के लिये आ
कुछ तो मेरे पिन्दार-ए-मुहब्बत का भरम रख
तू भी तो कभी मुझ को मनाने के लिये आ
एक उम्र से हूँ लज़्ज़त-ए-गिरिया से भी महरूम
ऐ राहत-ए-जाँ मुझ को रुलाने के लिये आ
अब तक दिल-ए-ख़ुशफ़हम को तुझ से हैं उम्मीदें
ये आख़िरी शम्में भी बुझाने के लिये आ
p@ko gaayak
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